The Blue Woodpecker

The Blue Woodpecker desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of coke to cuddle. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Woodpecker owned a sponge that they would often eat. It might have been an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Blue Woodpecker found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.