Well, as soon as I read the phrase "update fücked" I was tempted to advice that you should find and deactivate each and every "automatic updates" setup that you could have adjusted in that way on your PC.

But then, after reading the whole post and have discovered the gratifying and satisfactory results that you got with the cleaning task and the confidence that you've now gained packing up the Black Hole Clock.

I would advice now, that you don't dare to touch the "automatic updates" settings in a different way to the one as they are already setted up right now in your PC anymore. Hahahaha