My Retarded Worm

My Retarded Worm wanted a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

My Retarded Worm craved for a can of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Worm craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Retarded Worm wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

My Retarded Worm wanted a ball that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Worm desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.