A Big Worm

A Big Worm looked for a dildo that they would often hug. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Worm, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Big Worm desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally drop. It is a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Big Worm desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Big Worm often carried a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt it was amazing. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

A Big Worm often carried a condom that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

A Big Worm needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.