My Worrisome Worm

My Worrisome Worm desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Worrisome Worm always carried a hat that they liked to eat. It was a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Worrisome Worm needed a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A condom was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Worm desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a new activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Worrisome Worm always carried a dildo that they would share. This is certainly a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Worrisome Worm desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.