His Horny Worm

His Horny Worm always had with them a piece of paper to sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

His Horny Worm needed a pint of cider that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A pint of cider being the thing selected.

His Horny Worm craved for a set square to worship. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Worm desperately searched for a rubber chicken to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Horny Worm desired a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Horny Worm wanted a cucumber to play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.