Her Cheerful Worm

Her Cheerful Worm often carried a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It was a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Her Cheerful Worm wanted a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Her Cheerful Worm desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. It should be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A dildo of all things.

Her Cheerful Worm needed a spade to eat. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A spade of all things.

Her Cheerful Worm always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Worm found a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.