The Foolish Worm

The Foolish Worm always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Foolish Worm wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. It might be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Foolish Worm desperately looked for a piece of paper to cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Worm searched for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Foolish Worm desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be awesome. A bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Worm craved for a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.