My Brainy Worm

My Brainy Worm always kept a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Brainy Worm often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

My Brainy Worm always kept a pint of beer that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

My Brainy Worm carried a stretchman that they would hug. This seems a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

My Brainy Worm carried a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. A ball being the thing opted for.

My Brainy Worm always had with them a mug that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.