The Scary Worm

The Scary Worm looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Scary Worm desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would eat. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Scary Worm had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Worm desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Scary Worm wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a funny action, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Worm looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. This is certainly an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.