Her Boring Worm

Her Boring Worm owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

Her Boring Worm carried a condom that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Worm always carried a mug to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Worm searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Her Boring Worm desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

Her Boring Worm looked for a piece of paper to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.