The Depressed Worm

The Depressed Worm always kept a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

The Depressed Worm needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Worm needed a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.

The Depressed Worm desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would demolish. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Worm had a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. This seems an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Worm craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.