The Lovely Worm

The Lovely Worm desperately desired a dildo to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Worm looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Lovely Worm looked for a computer that they sometimes smash. It was an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer of all things.

The Lovely Worm found a stapler that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A stapler is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Worm always carried a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Worm desperately craved for a helmet that they would embrace. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.