cryptid034 (45)in #pigeon • 2 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fat PigeonFat Pigeon needed a radiator that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to many, but not…cryptid034 (45)in #troll • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Green TrollGreen Troll craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to…cryptid034 (45)in #ogre • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Scary OgreScary Ogre always had with them a spade to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to me and…cryptid034 (45)in #pet • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Grumpy PetGrumpy Pet needed a set square that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful…cryptid034 (45)in #artist • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Stupid ArtistStupid Artist needed a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my…cryptid034 (45)in #eagle • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Round EagleRound Eagle desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an odd…cryptid034 (45)in #pigeon • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Orange PigeonOrange Pigeon always had with them a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a different…cryptid034 (45)in #nerd • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Determined NerdDetermined Nerd often carried a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly…cryptid034 (45)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Adorable PrincessAdorable Princess always carried a bottle of coke that they would throw. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to…cryptid034 (45)in #elf • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Fat ElfFat Elf always had with them a radiator that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly…cryptid034 (45)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Dodgy PrincessDodgy Princess desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an original…cryptid034 (45)in #reindeer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fucking ReindeerFucking Reindeer owned a toilet brush that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful…cryptid034 (45)in #giraffe • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Lovely GiraffeLovely Giraffe desperately wanted a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird operation, to…cryptid034 (45)in #fisherman • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Eccentric FishermanEccentric Fisherman found a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird and…cryptid034 (45)in #dog • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Silly DogSilly Dog desired a wig that they would occasionally worship. It was an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to…cryptid034 (45)in #alien • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple AlienPurple Alien often carried a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly surprising…cryptid034 (45)in #lunatic • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Troubled LunaticTroubled Lunatic desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to smash. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to…cryptid034 (45)in #princess • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical PrincessMagical Princess always had with them a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be…cryptid034 (45)in #paki • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Round PakiRound Paki searched for a sword that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to…cryptid034 (45)in #santa • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Angry SantaAngry Santa craved for a dildo that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to…
