A Fat Pigeon

A Fat Pigeon needed a radiator that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Pigeon had a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Fat Pigeon wanted a vibrator that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Pigeon desperately craved for a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Pigeon needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

A Fat Pigeon desperately looked for a sword to sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.