The Silly Aftab

The Silly Aftab wanted a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball of all things.

The Silly Aftab often carried a cheese grater that they liked to throw. It would have been a strange action, to some, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Aftab owned a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Silly Aftab always had with them a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Aftab desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would drop. It might be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Silly Aftab desperately desired a can of Tango to worship. It should be an original exercise, to many, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.