farmer-ben (49)in #gremlin • 2 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary GremlinWeary Gremlin desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly surprising…farmer-ben (49)in #scammer • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired ScammerTired Scammer often carried a lava lamp to sleep with. It would be a different exercise, to me and my children, but…farmer-ben (49)in #orangutan • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red OrangutanRed Orangutan desperately wanted a chocolate bar to put on his head. It would be a strange approach to life, to me, my…farmer-ben (49)in #reindeer • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Round ReindeerRound Reindeer wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly surprising thought, to my…farmer-ben (49)in #cunt • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful CuntBeautiful Cunt always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to break. It would be an original undertaking, to…farmer-ben (49)in #elf • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny ElfFunny Elf desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly surprising…farmer-ben (49)in #king • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful KingColourful King desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to…farmer-ben (49)in #elf • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting ElfExciting Elf searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a…farmer-ben (49)in #alien • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented AlienTalented Alien needed a bag of poop that they would share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking…farmer-ben (49)in #dog • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Dodgy DogDodgy Dog desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly funny…farmer-ben (49)in #paki • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bum Loving PakiBum Loving Paki needed a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new approach to…farmer-ben (49)in #cunt • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fucking CuntFucking Cunt always carried a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a funny thing to…farmer-ben (49)in #fish • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Exceptional FishExceptional Fish carried a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a different operation…farmer-ben (49)in #cunt • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Stupid CuntStupid Cunt desperately searched for a can of Tango to break. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do…farmer-ben (49)in #gremlin • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented GremlinTalented Gremlin desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly original…farmer-ben (49)in #dildo • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Silly DildoSilly Dildo desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to…farmer-ben (49)in #pet • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Worrisome PetWorrisome Pet desired a cup that they would smash. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me and my…farmer-ben (49)in #artist • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cute ArtistCute Artist needed a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me…farmer-ben (49)in #fish • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Unusual FishUnusual Fish wanted a spade that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a different thought, to my mum, but…farmer-ben (49)in #geek • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exceptional GeekExceptional Geek owned a stapler that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an…
