The Green Servant

The Green Servant desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes share. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Servant owned a teapot that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Servant desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Servant often carried a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a curious operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Servant often carried a rubber chicken to throw. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Green Servant desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was selected.