Their Fucking Princess

Their Fucking Princess found a lava lamp that they liked to worship. This is certainly an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Their Fucking Princess desperately searched for a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Their Fucking Princess had a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Princess desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Princess desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Their Fucking Princess always had with them a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.