Their Purple Chimp

Their Purple Chimp always carried a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Chimp desperately desired a radiator to throw. It is an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Chimp looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Chimp found a condom to eat. It should have been a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

Their Purple Chimp needed a spade that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.

Their Purple Chimp looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.