My Confused Geek

My Confused Geek looked for a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

My Confused Geek always kept a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon having that done to it

My Confused Geek always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Geek always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

My Confused Geek owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

My Confused Geek desired a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was selected.