The Yellow Cunt

The Yellow Cunt desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It is a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was entertaining. A Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Yellow Cunt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Cunt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Cunt always had with them a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Cunt had a painting of a melon to drop. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Cunt found a pen that they would put on his head. One might say this is an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.