Her Stupid Bird

Her Stupid Bird always carried a mug that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

Her Stupid Bird often carried a hat that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Bird desperately looked for a crown that they would worship. It is a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Bird desperately wanted a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Bird desperately wanted a spade that they would throw. It would be an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Bird desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.