My Silly Alien

My Silly Alien looked for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

My Silly Alien desperately wanted a sponge to play with. It should be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen item.

My Silly Alien had a melon that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

My Silly Alien desperately wanted a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

My Silly Alien found a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

My Silly Alien always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.