cryptid051 (48)in #nerd • 2 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Round NerdRound Nerd owned a can of Tango that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to everybody…cryptid051 (48)in #pigeon • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Blue PigeonBlue Pigeon desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly…cryptid051 (48)in #king • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Chinese KingChinese King desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It should be an astonishing proposal, to my…cryptid051 (48)in #queen • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Little QueenLittle Queen needed a cucumber that they would throw. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not…cryptid051 (48)in #poodle • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Purple PoodlePurple Poodle owned a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a curious…cryptid051 (48)in #scammer • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Troubled ScammerTroubled Scammer always kept a can of Tango to share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my…cryptid051 (48)in #unicorn • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exciting UnicornExciting Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting undertaking, to…cryptid051 (48)in #gremlin • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented GremlinTalented Gremlin desperately desired a set of lego that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an…cryptid051 (48)in #lunatic • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese LunaticChinese Lunatic desired a helmet that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to…cryptid051 (48)in #orangutan • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Crypting OrangutanCrypting Orangutan found a block of cheese that they would share. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my…cryptid051 (48)in #unicorn • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring UnicornBoring Unicorn desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It is an exciting operation, to some…cryptid051 (48)in #cunt • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish CuntFoolish Cunt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a…cryptid051 (48)in #queen • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny QueenHorny Queen craved for a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny…cryptid051 (48)in #cunt • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lovely CuntLovely Cunt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid051 (48)in #unicorn • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful UnicornColourful Unicorn craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an unusual action, to…cryptid051 (48)in #viper • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crazy ViperCrazy Viper always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly curious…cryptid051 (48)in #pet • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Determined PetDetermined Pet desperately wanted a set square that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly…cryptid051 (48)in #reindeer • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving ReindeerBum Loving Reindeer owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to some…cryptid051 (48)in #prince • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Different PrinceDifferent Prince always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different…cryptid051 (48)in #paki • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Careful PakiCareful Paki needed a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting…
