A Troubled Scammer

A Troubled Scammer always kept a can of Tango to share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Troubled Scammer found a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Troubled Scammer desired a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade being the chosen item.

A Troubled Scammer owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Scammer craved for a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Scammer desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.