My Exciting Unicorn

My Exciting Unicorn looked for a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Unicorn owned a ball that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Unicorn carried a custard pie that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Unicorn desperately looked for a big sponge that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Exciting Unicorn always carried a melon that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Unicorn desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was wonderous. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.