The Bum Loving Reindeer

The Bum Loving Reindeer owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Reindeer always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Reindeer carried a stretchman that they would often drop. It would be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Reindeer wanted a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be stunning. Honestly, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Reindeer searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.