A Bewildered Antelope

A Bewildered Antelope desperately craved for a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It should be a new action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Antelope wanted a mug that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Antelope needed a cheese grater to put on his head. This seems a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Antelope always carried a melon that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Bewildered Antelope always kept a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to select.