Horny Antelope

Horny Antelope craved for a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Horny Antelope always had with them a bat that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

Horny Antelope owned a can of coke that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a different activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Antelope always kept a condom that they would rub on his belly. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Horny Antelope craved for a rubber chicken to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Antelope always had with them a pen to cuddle. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.