Her Lonely Antelope

Her Lonely Antelope looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Antelope desperately looked for a rubber chicken to eat. This is certainly a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Antelope always kept a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Antelope had a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Antelope often carried a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

Her Lonely Antelope desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A bat would be the item that was chosen.