My Exciting Artist

My Exciting Artist desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to select.

My Exciting Artist owned a piece of paper that they would often eat. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Artist had a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Artist often carried a dildo to play with. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Exciting Artist looked for a condom to put in the bath with him. It was a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.

My Exciting Artist desperately needed a radiator to hug. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.