The Cheerful Artist

The Cheerful Artist desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Artist desperately searched for a melon that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

The Cheerful Artist wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Artist always carried a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a curious activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Artist carried a helmet that they sometimes annihilate It is an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Artist wanted a sack of potatoes to embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.