The Orange Baby

The Orange Baby desperately needed a hat to experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Orange Baby desperately craved for a dildo that they would sit and look at. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Orange Baby carried a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Baby needed a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Baby often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It might be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Baby always had with them a piece of paper that they would often smash. It would be a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.