The Brainy Baby

The Brainy Baby had a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Baby desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Baby owned a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Brainy Baby desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It would be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Brainy Baby always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was simply life. A pint of beer having that done to it

The Brainy Baby desired a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.