welcome-to-da (45)in #reindeer • 16 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Magical ReindeerMagical Reindeer desperately desired a piece of paper to drop. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion…welcome-to-da (45)in #prince • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous PrinceFamous Prince owned a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original…welcome-to-da (45)in #paki • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese PakiChinese Paki wanted a tomato that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to…welcome-to-da (45)in #artist • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional ArtistExceptional Artist wanted a can of Tango to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some…welcome-to-da (45)in #alien • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Beautiful AlienBeautiful Alien found a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly…welcome-to-da (45)in #servant • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Purple ServantPurple Servant wanted a condom that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #bear • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Boring BearBoring Bear desired a bat to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Bear…welcome-to-da (45)in #dog • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring DogBoring Dog desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising…welcome-to-da (45)in #cat • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Worrisome CatWorrisome Cat carried a CD player that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me…welcome-to-da (45)in #orangutan • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid OrangutanStupid Orangutan often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to…welcome-to-da (45)in #prince • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired PrinceTired Prince always kept a crown that they liked to smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #gremlin • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed GremlinDepressed Gremlin always carried a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It was a different approach to life, to most, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #pet • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Orange PetOrange Pet found a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the…welcome-to-da (45)in #queen • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly QueenUgly Queen had a vibrator that they liked to smash. It should be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to…welcome-to-da (45)in #paki • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful PakiColourful Paki always carried a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly…welcome-to-da (45)in #elephant • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed ElephantDepressed Elephant desperately desired a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd…welcome-to-da (45)in #geek • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful GeekColourful Geek always kept a can of coke that they would often eat. It is an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the…welcome-to-da (45)in #pigeon • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy PigeonGrumpy Pigeon found a sword that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful…welcome-to-da (45)in #ogre • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fat OgreFat Ogre desired a pint of beer that they would often throw. It should be a surprising thought, to my children, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #elf • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Tired ElfTired Elf desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was…