Purple Ogre

Purple Ogre owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Purple Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would worship. It might have been a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was sublime. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Ogre always carried a pen to drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

Purple Ogre desperately looked for a dildo to worship. This could be considered an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Purple Ogre owned a piece of paper to share. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Purple Ogre often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.