The Worrisome Dildo

The Worrisome Dildo found a mug that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Dildo desired a melon that they would demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Dildo needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Dildo looked for a bat that they would play with. It would be an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Dildo desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Dildo looked for a wig that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.