Their Horny Baby

Their Horny Baby had a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Baby searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Their Horny Baby desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Horny Baby desperately desired a wig that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Baby looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Their Horny Baby always kept a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.