The Confused Baby

The Confused Baby desired a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Baby needed a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a hat being the item selected.

The Confused Baby desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to worship. One might say this is a new action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Confused Baby found a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. This seems an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Baby had a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Baby desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.