The Confused Bear

The Confused Bear wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often eat. This could be considered a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Bear wanted a can of coke that they would worship. It is considered to be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Confused Bear often carried a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Bear looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Bear always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Bear always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.