A Tired Bear

A Tired Bear always kept a custard pie that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Bear craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

A Tired Bear had a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Tired Bear craved for a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Tired Bear craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Bear often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.