My Troubled Bear

My Troubled Bear desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It would have been a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Troubled Bear found a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Bear wanted a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Bear desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Bear often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Bear often carried a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. This seems an unusual action, to you, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.