Their Green Bird

Their Green Bird desperately searched for a cup to throw. It would be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.

Their Green Bird looked for a crown that they liked to hug. This seems a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was sublime. A crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Green Bird had a vibrator that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Their Green Bird looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Green Bird desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Their Green Bird always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.