Her Retarded Cat

Her Retarded Cat desperately searched for a cup that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Cat desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set of lego being the item selected.

Her Retarded Cat desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Cat found a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Cat often carried a wig that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Cat desired a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.