His Red Chimp

His Red Chimp desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Chimp found a custard pie to demolish. It is a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Red Chimp desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Red Chimp always carried a condom that they would sometimes drop. It would be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Red Chimp desperately needed a stretchman that they would share. It was a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

His Red Chimp found a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.