The Jolly Chimp

The Jolly Chimp desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to break. This seems a different exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Chimp desperately looked for a cucumber to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be entertaining. A cucumber having that done to it

The Jolly Chimp always carried a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Jolly Chimp desperately searched for a set square to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

The Jolly Chimp wanted a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A cucumber is the item to select.

The Jolly Chimp always carried a ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball of all things.