The Exciting Chimp

The Exciting Chimp wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Chimp always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Chimp desired a computer to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be amazing. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Chimp desperately looked for a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Exciting Chimp always carried a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Chimp desperately looked for a computer that they would smash. It is considered to be a curious action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.