The Beautiful Cunt

The Beautiful Cunt always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to break. It would be an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. A chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Cunt desired a can of coke to eat. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cunt desperately craved for a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Cunt always had with them a bag of flour to worship. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.