The Purple Cunt

The Purple Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Purple Cunt desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Purple Cunt desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Purple Cunt owned a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Purple Cunt found a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Purple Cunt craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.